10 reasons why I hate patrick moore

1. He's a fat git 2. He's an allmighty slap head. 3. He wastes his life looking at the sky.
4. he plays the xylophone, (the most hated instrument.)   5. He reminds me nothing of the hunt! 6. I find it best to beat him viggarously with a stick to knock that stupid fucking piece of shit off his already messed up face. Dumb fuck!
7. He wares a monocle, (not so dashing on him.) see 6   8. His real name is Pasquale Danderhause 9. He collects bumfluff, (and not just his own.)